porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

(via strawlarryfields)


clvbpenguin:

just had the best origami during sex

(via strawlarryfields)


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hyakuyon:

fat-animals:

A pigeon that is fat.

oh god is it okay

hyakuyon:

fat-animals:

A pigeon that is fat.

oh god is it okay

(via supersassysebastian)


foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

(via sodalimepop)


cindersk:

rolandofeld:

The sass is strong in Disney.

The truly magical moments of Disney.

(via officeroftheclaw)


gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(via darthrader)


companioncube0:

I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”
[screams internally]
But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”
[internal tears of joy]
She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

companioncube0:

I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”

[screams internally]

But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”

[internal tears of joy]

She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

(via officeroftheclaw)


smashingkats:

sleeping latula or something

smashingkats:

sleeping latula or something

(via tiinkerbull)


Q
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Anonymous
A

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

image

Oh snap

BOOOOM


priscirock:

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

image

1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

HOMIES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD  AND BEYOND LET’S REBLOG THIS UNTIL OUR FINGERS BLEED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via thegirlwhostoletheworld)


dickploma:

*michael jones voice* scuse me scuse me scuse me

(via hispanic---at-the---disco)


weavemunchers:

when your friend says something to your parents that they didnt know about

image

(via todesart)


4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

(via thegirlwhostoletheworld)