how to fuck with hunters 101
you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack
Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.
There is a fine line between psychopath and genius. People on Tumblr play jump-rope with this line.
That …was beautiful.
Wow that’s so damn simple
your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now
my nickname in middle school was “who?”
can people stop reblogging this with their actual nicknames in middle school because i swear to you i really don’t give a shit
when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something
ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ
ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ
ʷʰʸ jeans with fake pockets ʷʰʸ
*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao
I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.
Eating food with your left hand cause you need the other one for scrolling.
As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.
This is still funny to me.
Grover bits were always the best.
tumblr during autumn, more like
the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both
Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.
I’M GONNA CRY
tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.
You guys are alright.